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Hugh Manatee & Other Favorites

by Jarvix

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1.
Hugh Manatee 04:44
Hugh Manatee awakens at dawn Or maybe it's the midnight moon's glare What it may be, it greets with a yawn Then rises to take in the fresh air Hugh Manatee devours a quick bite Just something to help fuel the day Then ventures on out into the light To contemplate and charter its way The world can be A sanctuary An open sea A fertile prairie But Hugh Manatee is headed for peril This path is a collisional course If we cannot reform then soon there'll Be nothing left to even endorse The world can be A sanctuary An open sea A fertile prairie But it can be Equally scary Hugh Manatee Can't live unwary
2.
Polyethylene 04:24
Polyethylene terephthalate (PET) Starts 500 old in Fahrenheit Stretch blown to a mold until just right Then made to be cold with carbon di Trimmed, packaged and sold by body type Shipped hastily to the next address Unpacked and in queue for fizziness Quick spouts will retool its emptiness For bubbly cool deliciousness Sweet, bubbly cool deliciousness Immediately it's sealed up tight Warmed to a degree to match the site Then labelled to be a known delight For grocers to see and feature right Then off to the store shipped by request From back room to floor to dispossess Hand carries it for the lane express Its ready to pour deliciousness Its ready to pour deliciousness Goes into a fridge a couple nights Brought out just to bridge some dinner bites Loose cap and low fizz and melted ice Tossed out before it's been read its rights Goes out in a bag on garbage day With nothing to flag its salvage pay Lands up on a crag of disarray Years might make it sag, but not decay Tossed out before it’s been read its rights Polyethylene terephthalate (PET)
3.
Deep within one specific arm Of a piggery Sprung one pig's plan to escape it's barn Set the others free Then run so far from that fatal farm And its industry That there would not be an ounce of harm To its family And when that plan had its day at last One could sense the zeal As that one pig worked the bars and passed Through its pen of steel Then one by one through the prison vast Fractured every seal 'Til all were unpenned and had amassed In a massive squeal And then they took to the open gate By the loading dock That was on time to accommodate A supply of stock And off they went with the ordered trait Of a shepherd's flock To breach the fence and escape the fate Of the chopping block But as they ran out into the field To the golden sun They heard a faint call for them to yield Their forbidden run For their conspiracy was revealed And their scheme undone But their fate was far away from sealed Not a single one For this was the running of the pigs, running of the pigs (Run, pigs!) No halt to the running of the pigs, running of the pigs (Run, pigs, run!) The spirit of running of the pigs, running of the pigs (Run, pigs!) Shall watch o'er the running of the pigs, running of the pigs (Run, pigs, run!) They dashed through the meadows and the hills Like a prairie herd With all of the stamina that fills Every migrant bird But even with unexpected skills They could not be spurred To quite outrun all the hostile trills Of the human word For some of the farmers on the chase Quickly rallied back In big machines, picking up the pace And regaining slack 'Til it seemed they'd terminate the race With a fierce attack But suddenly there appeared a space And synthetic track Where bicyclists zoomed across and smashed In the farmer horde And all the pigs squealed about and dashed From the great dischord Then fled from the park in such a flash That they quite ignored The traffic that honked its horns and crashed As they journeyed forward The city was unfamiliar land To the baffled swine This part of it not at all was planned In their great design But they did not have to understand Every traffic sign To know certain danger was at hand Of the human kind For this was the running of the pigs, running of the pigs (Run, pigs!) No halt to the running of the pigs, running of the pigs (Run, pigs, run!) The chaos of running of the pigs, running of the pigs (Run, pigs!) Will follow the running of the pigs, running of the pigs (Run, pigs, run!) Yes this was the running of the pigs, running of the pigs (Run, pigs!) No halt to the running of the pigs, running of the pigs (Run, pigs, run!) The spirit of running of the pigs, running of the pigs (Run, pigs!) Must watch o’er the running of the pigs, running of the pigs (Run, pigs, run!)
4.
Fed Up 03:17
So Timmy's down the well Ain't that swell I don't care ('cause I'm fed up) That boy can whine and yell I ain't tell- in' no one where ('cause I'm fed up) I always get the brunt Of the hunt And I'm through ('cause I'm fed up) Condemn me if you want Let's see what stunt You can do And I'm findin' me a human that'll pamper me Someone wealthy who'll shower me in luxury Cashin' in all my poker chips of bravery For a life liberated from anxiety So Timmy found a bear I won't be there Best of luck ('cause I'm fed up) This ain't free childcare Don't you dare Pass the buck ('cause I'm fed up) Those bears tend to attack So hurry back Unafraid ('cause I'm fed up) I won't be savin' jack Grizzly snack Ain't my trade ('cause I'm fed up) And if you think I'm only ravin' Then brother, you ain't even close This tail ain't waggin', man, it's wavin' Adios
5.
Snappy Brix 05:34
Glossy plastic multi-colored jumble Like a Rorschach test Some just see a mess, a senseless jungle To be coalesced Throw it in a bucket in a closet Designate the space Suitable for snappy brix and call it Put back in its place Others, though, they see potential See the castles and the cars Settings movie referential Scenes unscripted as the stars Are you one of the creators? Anyone can be, you see Don't give in to fun dictators Live your own philosophy (philosophy, yeah) Creation ought not be congruent You have a mind for all to see Let dreams become your very blueprint And build all that you wish to be You might build a house of seven stories Of the most renown But it's tough rebuilding former glories When they tumble down Whether it's a rickety foundation Or an act of God Best that you can do is calibration Check which parts were flawed Are you one of the creators? With your snappy brix in hand? Can you write off all your haters 'Cause they just don't understand? And when certain bricks go missing And you have to improvise Or you're stuck in reminiscing It could lead to your demise (to your demise, yeah) Creation ought not be pursuant But if you want your dreams to be Develop them beyond a blueprint And build a new reality
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And I wanna drink you all day lo-ong
7.
So I’m drivin’ down the road, jivin’ to my man Beck When a load bein’ towed on a locomotive trek Kills my smile, leaves me idle while I’m hungry as heck Won’t be munchin’ on my luncheon ‘til I cash my rain check But it’s then when I see something out the corner to my right It would otherwise be nothing were it not for my appetite So’s I shifted reverse, breached the curbs, no signal light And took a slot by the door; the lot was a poorly populated sight I popped inside the diner; it was finer than expected Like a winery treasure out in a desert undetected A hostess greeted, seated me closest to the bar and swept it Said “Our special’s New York Strip, I’ll have your chips in a second” I poured through the options; they had a Mexican spice Complete with sizzling concoctions and plenty pintos and rice They worked with healthier ingredients, don’t need grease to entice All that protein for little green, ‘twas oh so reasonably priced I ordered fajitas and fast as cheetahs, they came pipin’ With handmade tortillas I had no reasons for gripin’ I took a bite and with delight I got my appetite hypin’ I devoured that steal of a meal and got my card swipin’ Said I’d happily map to be back at this locale again Left a blue-chip tip and split with a placid abdomen With windows dropped I opted for shades, on my face a valid grin And with a whitey “alrighty” cruised mighty as a paladin “...it is a 20 minute drive and the place does not look too impressive from the outside. I would have never eaten here. But I am glad I did.” -JM, Urbanspoon reviewer So I sang out my praises: “It amazes! It’s a riot! It’s under your budget, but don’t you judge it ‘til you try it ‘Cause the food is top notch hard to hopscotch by it When it fits so healthily and wealthily into your diet” An off-the-cuff mention got enough attention to Form a party of hearties with no dissention in the crew Made a plan to caravan to try the 7 mare stew Or whatever’s there to take a chair and chew But when at last we arrived, we were deprived of the reveal We were surprised to find the sign disguised by improvised steel With a realty marker, our trip got starker for real The place was closed; how was I supposed to get my mateys a meal? Their hunger definitely deafening as thunder claps Overtook like militant nations, made their patience collapse They wielded ballots like mallets; I yielded power to the chaps So we ate the Colonel’s eternally bewitchin’ kitchen scraps
8.
You tried out for your favorite show You didn't know How far you'd go You always knew you'd do it, though Despite unlikely odds And hundreds, thousands, millions came For much the same-- To play the game And win a slice of TV fame Amongst the D-list gods Yet somehow you stood from the rest They liked your zest It passed the test And you were granted your request To make the final cut They flew you out and brought you in All pep and grin And saccharin 'Cause now you stood a chance to win You knew it in your gut You settled into your new space Felt out the place And splashed your face For in the morn began the race For notoriety And on the next day you were there The lights and flair Were everywhere The crew allowed no time to spare For inefficiency The competition was a blur You weren't quite sure What place you were And when the finish did occur You found your team in last And while you stood with jaw in slack There formed a pack Behind your back That night those wolves sprung an attack And so the votes were cast And so the votes were cast And so the votes were cast And so the votes were cast And... Now you're off the show You're the very first one to go We're sorry but it's time to pack your bags and go home...
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Let It Go 02:31
I gotta know Why you crave this control You're not running the show And it gnaws at your soul Let it go
10.
There once was a four-leaf clover, Full of crippling self-awareness. It took note of its tribe -- three leaves, as far as can be seen. The clover stuck out in its field of many, Like a sore thumb, it observed. Why be a freak of nature When one simple act of self-mutilation could solve the problem? So, in an effort to fit in, it severed the fourth leaf Before any outsider could happen upon it
11.
Wolfhaven 04:40
The woods were thick with wolves As always they had been But these days I was well-equipped and keen I'd fashioned metal plates To form a thicker skin And kept a sword and dagger sharp and clean But as I ventured on Into the endless night I happened on to something strange and new Ahead a giant orb Awash in yellow light Began to draw and permeate my view I cautiously approached Inspecting every curve Before I dared to step within the sphere And when inside, I felt My senses might unnerve But then the glow insisted not to fear The place was dry and warm And guarded from outside A haven for the weary, seemingly I found a seat of plush And, too, a table wide With fresh hors d'oeuvres and wine set out for me I freed my hands and feet From dirty leatherwear And took advantage of the kindness shown It all could disappear Into the frigid air Before I'd properly made it my own I tossed my armor off I put my weapons down I ate as many grapes as I could eat Then fashioned with the leaves A temporary crown And flippantly kicked up my muddy feet And all while unaware The forest wolves had made Their way to making circles round the orb I didn't even see The glow begin to fade Within my haven, I was self-absorbed The sphere began to thin As it was destined to And I began to sense the wooded cold The seat became a shrub The yellow turned to blue The table just a log replete with mold I sprang to consciousness The wolves were all around I stood there naked as a dying tree My armor lay beyond The pack, along the ground And neither could I fetch my weaponry So I just fled into The forest night until I found a limb's protection in the air But hounded still the thought: How could I hope to dwell Inside a place that wasn't really there?
12.
You dazzle fantastic You beam like a lotus So enthusiastic The world's taken notice Your surfaces glisten But what lies behind it? Perhaps if I listen Intently, I'll find it I wanna explore The realm of your mind Get into your core See how it's designed I wanna go swimming With all your ideas A pool that's brimming With Ave Marias I want a vast tour All over your mind But what makes me sure? I'm going in blind Proverbial closets Of skeletal histories Part of the composite Of life's greater mysteries I wanna explore The realm of your mind Get into your core See how it's designed I want a vast tour All over your mind But can I be sure I'll like what I find?
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14.
Just a matter of time 'til we roll right off of this cliff, honey Just a matter of time 'til this river runs out Just a matter of time 'til the irony becomes unfunny Just a matter of time 'til we're rid of all doubt So hold you hat, the ground is comin' It's been comin', it's been comin' for ages But it's easier to focus on the now Now this river, now this river, it rages 'Cause the waterfall's just beyond the bow La la la la la la la La la la la la la la

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released April 7, 2015

All songs written, performed, and mixed by Jarvix, except where noted.
My cat also plays jingle bell on many of these tracks, albeit uninvitedly

Photography by Chandler Watson
Cover design by Clint Walkingstick

To get your manatee fix, head over to www.savethemanatee.org/savethemanateecam.html
Their 24/7 live manatee webcam will massage your very soul with sea cow sweetness.

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This work has no affiliation with the Coca-Cola Company or other corporations whose brands happen to appear on the trash I gathered for this project. Don’t sue me, plz.

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