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Ghastly Little Brats

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Well,
My sister-in-law's in town
I'd better hunker down
When she comes hither
'Cause that means
Them ghastly little brats
In their jeans and backward hats
Are coming with her

For there
Is nothing I can say
Their visitation day
Is already slated
Just like
All those other times
With them and all the crimes
They perpetrated

They made
My carpets gritty
They teased my kitty
And broke my chair
They stained
My good material
Ate all my cereal
And didn't care

So
I'm gonna hide my rings
And all the other things
That I treasure
And I'm
Gonna set out traps
In hopes it handicaps
Their wicked pleasure

Them brats
Ain't got no boundaries
And their tyrannic sprees
Need to be corrected
I ask
How could I survive
All the ways that I've
Been disrespected?

They made
Darts out of my pencils
Used paints and stencils
All over the house
They barged
In on my computer
To see which was cuter
A baby bird or mouse

They filled
My shoes with rice and
Made calls to Iceland
And Vietnam
They left
Holes in my drywall
Spiked my milk with Midol
And wouldn't scram

(Ghastly little brats)

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from Toe Tunes, released January 10, 2014

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Jarvix Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Quirky songwriter, resourceful musician, and root beer enthusiast.

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