Me 'n my friends at the cinemaplex
Lookin' so hot we turnin' necks
Five for the latest Marvel flick in 3D, no Clark Kent, no Lex

Turn our tickets into stubs
Get those middle seats, no snubs
But nobody's coughin' up funds to get them popcorn tubs

So I say fine, save my seat
Went, got some snacks to eat
"These are mine, better not find y'all in my goods," I said, then propped by feet

Took a sip of my Big Red
Sighed and tilted back my head
'Til I sensed a devious rustle of fingers, and I said

Mitts off!
This popcorn is mine; you best get in line
Mitts off!
Getcha hand out my tub; buy your own grub
Mitts off!

Well the previews started, lights went dim
Place was packed, free seats were slim
Anyone who wanted a spot would have to beg or go out on a limb

It was a bad time to get a ring
But I had to take it; it could be anything
When a wife calls her man as infrequently as mine, better not leave it to the grapevine to sing

She just needed my info
God knows what she was in fo'
Sounded routine enough, so I went back in so to not miss the intro

The movie had begun
But my patience was done
When I saw my seat was taken, I set my mouth off like a loaded gun

Mitts off!
Yo, I was here first; you've got it reversed
Mitts off!
Better cough up that seat; Now up on your feet
Mitts off!