Nimble on the ocean floor
Meaty as an apple core
Some might call you ugly, but
I think you're cute as a button
A button

Spawned afloat from floating eggs
Nimble on some makeshift legs
Some might call you freaky, well
I think you're a job well done
Well done (well done)

I see you, I see you
Young armored searobin
Ya, ya gotta keep the meanies out
I know that, I know that
Your sore heart is throbbin'
And that's what the armor's all about

And I know you're the type
To go scuttle
No, no ain't no stoppin' you
And I won't take it wrong
So go scuttle
You armored searobin, you

If nature gives you vertigo
Then what's the harm in lyin' low?
Let your fin rays scavenge about
The food you'll find is enough
It's enough

You can handle any dish
Built like a fish tank, not a fish tank like the ones in aquariums but just a tank-like fish
'Cause you are tough
You're so tough

I see you, I see you
Young armored searobin
Ya, ya gotta keep the meanies out
I know that, I know that
Your sore heart is throbbin'
And that's what the armor's all about

And I know you're the type
To go scuttle
No, no ain't no stoppin' you
And I won't take it wrong
So go scuttle
You armored searobin, you

And I know you're the type
To go scuttle
No, no ain't no stoppin' you
And I won't take it wrong
So go scuttle
You armored searobin, you